Doctor: Hmmm...Show me your tongue. Stick it out.

Balu: Aaaaaaaa...

Doctor: Hmmm...Let me see your eyes.

Balu: *Eyes wide open*

Doctor: Hmmm...Show me your hand. Let me check the pulse rate.

Balu: Here. here.

Doctor: Remove your tee.

*Doctor falls from his chair on seeing the patients response at his request. Too shocked to react*

Doctor: *With much efforts* I remember asking you to show me your tongue, your eyes and your hand. I never asked you to show me your middle finger. Did I?

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Girl: Sir! With this product, bulging bellies would be a thing of the past
Balu: Wow
Girl: This sauna belt is guaranteed to burn all your fat in 1 month flat
Balu: Wow
Girl: You will get these two bottles of hair oil free if you buy it from our store. Offer closes today.
Balu: Wow
Girl: Could you please drop in your name and contact address so that we can deliver it to you?
Balu: Wow
Girl: Sir. What happened?
Balu: Wow
Girl: Do you understand english?
Balu: Wow

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