The Check Up
Doctor: Hmmm...Show me your tongue. Stick it out.
Balu: Aaaaaaaa...
Doctor: Hmmm...Let me see your eyes.
Balu: *Eyes wide open*
Doctor: Hmmm...Show me your hand. Let me check the pulse rate.
Balu: Here. here.
Doctor: Remove your tee.
*Doctor falls from his chair on seeing the patients response at his request. Too shocked to react*
Doctor: *With much efforts* I remember asking you to show me your tongue, your eyes and your hand. I never asked you to show me your middle finger. Did I?